When your in a turmoil enjoy some of munchskins cakes
He is a super chef and all his cakes he bakes
Biscuits are his forte and puddings and some pies
But when he cannot eat them he breaks down and cries

Bo-hoo Bo-hoo i want some cake
They took me so very many hours to make
Please let me have just one slice
They all look so very very nice

So sugar free munchskins and a healthy diet please
I will not put chocolate under your nose and I will not tease
But maybe pinch a biscuit and eat it away from you
So you don t feel under pressure that you want one too

So now ive baked a sugarfree cake
was so very simple to make
Its a fruit cake full of fruit and spice
Its really tasty and very nice

Master chef keep baking and cooking all those things
Bringing enjoyment to your kith and kin
But watch that little devil that entices you to eat them cakes
Or watch it when your sitting their with your chocolate by the lake

All this looking is so cruel
I stand and look and start to drool
Im having something i dont think i should
But im having steak and kidney pud


Freedom and stormbringer march 2010


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