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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY ~ Some things fall apart, for other things to fall into place. Everything Happens for a Reason!......
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Four Letter Nonsense by Bobart
Sail your boat over God,s calm lake
Have some wine with nice iced cake
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| Barbara Brewin |  An exciting new third book in the Sidney Snail series. These childrens stories are intended to bring to young readers the love of animals both in the wild and tame and the pleasure 
"A first book of Poetry by Gypsy for Children to read and learn the wonders of the imagination and to lose themselves on a magical journey through verse" |
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 TIGER LIMERICK
There was auld dame from Malacca
Who smoked terrible tobacca
When the tigers came near
They trembled with fear
And didnt attempt to attacka !!
Written by Knieland9000
 LION LIMERICK
There was a young girl called Obrien
Who tried to teach tricks to a lion
Of the girl ,theres some
In the lions fat tum tum
And the rest of her sings hymns while aflying!!
Written By Knieland9000
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| | SHORT STORY COMPETITION DECEMBER 2011 | |
| WINNING COMPETITION POEMS FOR DECEMBER |
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| POEM OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2011 |
 Honest & True by LorraineDon't ask me to smile 'cos the muscles don't workPerhaps on a good day I'll manage a smirkAnd frowning's a no no,don't rattle my cageThe face doesn't move,so you can't guess my age.My hair is extended,so glossy and fullI treat it so gently,not one little pullI'll sneakily take out the trussles at nightDare not put the light on,not a pretty sight.My manicured nails are like talons todayThe glue works quite well,like this red I must sayI'm finding it hard to pick my perfect noseHey ho that's a small price to pay I suppose.The room will light up when I flash sparkling teethI dread to imagine what lurks underneathThe gum shield I wear overnight is such funMy vanity journey has truly begun.My mate liposuction gets rid of my lumpsMy new plastic surgeon has enlarged some bumpsI look in the mirror and have no remorseI'm honest and true,although everything's false.....
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| SCENERY POEM DECEMBER 2011 |
 The Pride of the Blue-Jay by Ladybug
Toward the sky flying high above,
a blue-jay chats to the one he loves,
sharing the day with it's wings spread wide
it lands in the Maple tree seeking to hide,
their precious treasure of love inside
gently covered with all their pride,
is their nest of eggs that dad sits by,
as he watches the outside letting nothing try
to keep him protecting his own from outside
the blue-jay waits for the gentle cry
of his own in the making and a tear in his eye
he watches each egg shell open in surprise
knowing that soon there'll all learn to fly.
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RHUMOUR HAS IT 
A new poetry collection
entitled
"Diverse Moods"
by Annabelle Tipper.
Containing 52 poems
on a range of subjects
including the natural
world, love and life in
general.
This is an Inspirational
Poem book based on a
wide range of topics by
Author Nicholas Windle
'footprints in Time'.
From picturesque on the
one hand to bygone and
nostalgic on the other,
they illustrate life from
its soft side to its hard
ships that shape us all.
36 Twins™ Magazine
Sep/Oct 2008
www.TwinsMagazine.com
By Ken Anstiss: I have a
twin tale to tell of me and
my identical twin brother.
I live in West London,
England, and my brother
lives in New South Wales,
Australia |
| GAME GAR | GAMES
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| ANIMAL LIMERICKS |  CAT LIMERICK
An auld wan from the town of old Fife
Had never been kissed in her life
Along came a tom cat
And she cried "Ill kiss that "
And the cat purred "Not on your life "!!!
Written By Knieland
 GIRAFFE LIMERICK
You would need a very long scarf
If you happened to be a giraffe
You could get very hoarse
In the winter ,of course
And a cough is no cause for a laugh .!!!
Written by Knieland9000
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