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RICHARD'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY ~ Some things fall apart, for other things to fall into place. Everything Happens for a Reason!......



NOVEMBER CHALLENGE WINNER




Four Letter Nonsense by Bobart

Sail your boat over God,s calm lake

Have some wine with nice iced cake





Barbara Brewin


An exciting new third book in
the Sidney Snail series. These
childrens stories are intended
to bring to young readers the
love of animals both in the wild
and tame and the pleasure
they bring to our lives"





"A first book of Poetry by
Gypsy for Children to read
and learn the wonders of
the imagination and to lose
themselves on a magical
journey through verse"
LIMERICKS

TIGER LIMERICK

There was auld dame from Malacca
Who smoked terrible tobacca
When the tigers came near
They trembled with fear
And didnt attempt to attacka !!

Written by Knieland9000

LION LIMERICK

There was a young girl called Obrien
Who tried to teach tricks to a lion
Of the girl ,theres some
In the lions fat tum tum
And the rest of her sings hymns while aflying!!

Written By Knieland9000





SHORT STORY COMPETITION DECEMBER 2011


WINNING COMPETITION POEMS FOR DECEMBER

POEM OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2011








Honest & True by Lorraine


Don't ask me to smile 'cos the muscles don't work
Perhaps on a good day I'll manage a smirk
And frowning's a no no,don't rattle my cage
The face doesn't move,so you can't guess my age.

My hair is extended,so glossy and full
I treat it so gently,not one little pull
I'll sneakily take out the trussles at night
Dare not put the light on,not a pretty sight.

My manicured nails are like talons today
The glue works quite well,like this red I must say
I'm finding it hard to pick my perfect nose
Hey ho that's a small price to pay I suppose.

The room will light up when I flash sparkling teeth
I dread to imagine what lurks underneath
The gum shield I wear overnight is such fun
My vanity journey has truly begun.

My mate liposuction gets rid of my lumps
My new plastic surgeon has enlarged some bumps
I look in the mirror and have no remorse
I'm honest and true,although everything's false.....







SCENERY POEM DECEMBER 2011










The Pride of the Blue-Jay by Ladybug

Toward the sky flying high above,
a blue-jay chats to the one he loves,
sharing the day with it's wings spread wide
it lands in the Maple tree seeking to hide,
their precious treasure of love inside
gently covered with all their pride,
is their nest of eggs that dad sits by,
as he watches the outside letting nothing try
to keep him protecting his own from outside
the blue-jay waits for the gentle cry
of his own in the making and a tear in his eye
he watches each egg shell open in surprise
knowing that soon there'll all learn to fly.





















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RHUMOUR HAS IT





A new poetry collection
entitled
"Diverse Moods"
by Annabelle Tipper.
Containing 52 poems
on a range of subjects
including the natural
world, love and life in
general.




This is an Inspirational
Poem book based on a
wide range of topics by
Author Nicholas Windle
'footprints in Time'.
From picturesque on the
one hand to bygone and
nostalgic on the other,
they illustrate life from
its soft side to its hard
ships that shape us all.




36 Twins™ Magazine
Sep/Oct 2008
www.TwinsMagazine.com
By Ken Anstiss: I have a
twin tale to tell of me and
my identical twin brother.
I live in West London,
England, and my brother
lives in New South Wales,
Australia
GAME GAR
GAMES
 

http://www.gamegar.com/

ANIMAL LIMERICKS
CAT LIMERICK
An auld wan from the town of old Fife
Had never been kissed in her life
Along came a tom cat
And she cried "Ill kiss that "
And the cat purred "Not on your life "!!!

Written By Knieland

GIRAFFE LIMERICK


You would need a very long scarf
If you happened to be a giraffe
You could get very hoarse
In the winter ,of course
And a cough is no cause for a laugh .!!!

Written by Knieland9000

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